Horrifying..

So today.. I was shaving my legs.. All yippey yay and this is so fun! And boom! I cut my leg/ankle(in-between) so I'm like ow. That kinda hurt and it started bleeding a little and I'm like whatever I will just wash it off with water. Other leg is done I'm getting dried off and it starts bleeding.. Whatever. And I'm putting my hair in a towel and walking to my room... And OMG I'm bleediing everywhere!!! Get me an wambulance! So I'm like aaaaahh im bleeding on the towel.. The floor... I got blood on my shirt dang!! And i hop into my brothers room and I'm like hey bud get me a band aid and he's like ok so he skippity skips downstairs for a band aid.. While I'm dying upstairs.. So i hobble down the starts (keep in mind it doesn't hurt) and my mom is like c'mon get upstairs wipe off the blood it's going to get on the carpet and I'm like fine.. So I'm upstairs now with my brother and he's doctoring me, wiping off the blood, cleansing the "wound" and it's all clean now.. You would expect to see a horrific slash but no... It's a freaking scratch haha so I'm like what the hey why can't it bleed for how bad it is.. So he sticks a band aid on it and tapes it acting like.a doctor and I'm all like thanks boody(nickname) and says your welcome and I go back to my room.. Clean the blood of the floor in the bathroom and my room... And now I'm sitting here with blood on my shirt feeling violated.. With a baby vampire bite on my ankle.. So stupid.. Here is a picture of the excellent work he did on my injury...which now btw while I'm blogging is bleeding through the gauze.. Explain. Why does something so small make such a big mess and bleeds so much!!!??!?
Well this was pointless so hopefully you enjoyed...
Until next time... (if I don't bleed to death)
Love,
Cheerios