Saturday, March 2, 2013

Have we ever told you about our local Ulta store?! It is outrageous!

Well, i was looking through our old posts (because thats what i do when im bored at 1:24 am on a Sunday... ;P ) and i found Cheerios "I. Got. Naked." Post, which you can even ask her, i sent her a text sayin how it made me laugh, because the title is so what she would say!! Which is why she said it.... Anyway, so i clicked on it (well it was on my Ipod so i touched it.. lol) and i saw how she got it at Ulta, then i was like "OMG have i discussed ulta with them?!!?" Except a little less enthusiastic, and it was in my head.. But, getting to the point, our Ulta has mean workers that treat you like a nobody unless A. You're 40 or older B. Your'caked in 3 layers of off-color, streaky, foundation, Black or some other wacky color eyeshaddow, 20 layers of mascara, bright red lipstick, etc. you get the point! Seriously, you will go there and ask for help and they just look at you/ talk to you in the way that you know thyre thinking "Why is this little girl wasting my time, she clearly knows nothing about makeup because you can barely tell shes wearing anything besides shimmer eyeshaddow and a thin coat of mascara"

"Uhm, girl please! I havnt been to cosmetic school, i am like 5-30 years younger than you, and i actually know how to do makeup!"

Also, all of their makup is seriously jacked up, Their foundation is dark and cakey, their faces are oily, their lips are bright pink or red, they wear dark blue eyeshaddow..... Unless you are a Supermodel, Dark blue eyshadow never works!!!



Ugh, its terrible!









Love,
Froot Loop
xoxo
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